Shopping as a Traitor to the Carbs
I walk in the store and old friends like Aunt Jemima and her neighbor, Mrs. Butterworth, look at me as if I’m Judas. I hurry around the corner to escape the look of betrayal in their eyes.
Eating Keto
Keto Vision
I had to go to the doctor today for a follow-up on my diabetes blood work. The doctor was beaming and gave me a pat on the back for the good results. Apparently diabetes success stories for people my age are rare.
The Unexpected Joys of Shopping
“Can we just stop all the kale propaganda? Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.”
— Jim Gaffigan